Nineteen. Chicago. My life.

lion:

when u call shotgun but ur friend still runs for itimage

(via giggle)

lamegrownup:

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

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theslowpokewell:

me before puberty:

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me after puberty:

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religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

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blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

(via fake-mermaid)

enchanting-autumn:

Ladybridge Lanr by mike H 001 on Flickr.

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

(via alphafoxtrot)

giggle:

following back all new followers!

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

(via fake-mermaid)

urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

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thankful-werewolf:

puhgs:

really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable 

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